{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}
{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
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